Entries by Alan Zeichick

Cheney waits until last minute to buy Sept. 11 gifts

This blog doesn’t normally do political topics, or share political humor… but this story from The Onion is just too delicious to pass up.I got Condoleezza [Rice] a beautiful blue blazer, and for my wife [Lynne] I bought a diamond necklace, a new winter coat, and this neat little motorized airplane ornament to hang on […]

Dilbert and Wally will rejoice: ISO 9001 is being updated for 2008

There’s a new version of the ISO 9001 quality standard coming. The proposed draft, ISO 9001:2008, is an incremental evolution over the previous version, ISO 9001:2000. It should be out in October or November. The ISO 9000 family addresses quality management. There are three specifications in the family, of which ISO 9001 is the biggie: […]

Some ugly cars, and some not so ugly cars

This week, the Daily Telegraph has been running a list of the 100 ugliest cars, according to a reader poll. Some of the cars may not be familiar to you, since they weren’t sold in the U.S. Those funny little European cars are really, well, funny. Ninety-four of the cars on this list I agree […]

Steve Jobs is not dead

Major newspapers and news services keep “file” obituaries for famous living people — celebrities, political leaders, business leaders, and the like. That way, if something horrible happens, most of the person’s life story is already researched and written. (Cue your recording of Dirty Laundry, by Don Henley.) Every so often, one of those file obits […]

Forget a stretched limo – how about a stretched cruise ship?

A story in the Daily Mail describes a 916-foot cruise ship, The Enchantment of the Seas — and how it was extended by 73 feet to add 151 more cabins, pool enhancements and another restaurant. The story says, Such measures may seem extreme, but the £30 million cost of the job is just a fraction […]

Blogger still thinks this is a spam blog

For the past week, every time I post on the blog, I’ve been told that Blogger has received my Aug. 19 request for a human review of the blog (see “Google Spam Blog update“). Today, we’re back to square one. Blogger has again forgotten about the Aug. 19 request. Blogger has again told me that […]

Och aye, it’s a wee Scots encyclopaedia!

My Glaswegian wife was delighted to find across a Scots version of the Wikipedia. Or, as they say, Guid tae see ye at the Scots Wikipædia, the first encyclopædia in the Scots leid! Started in June 2005, it’s up to 2,464 articles. There are also versions of the Wikipedia in other languages spoken in the […]

SQL Injection attack acted like a Denial of Service attack

We experienced abnormally high CPU and memory utilization on our Web servers over the weekend, and were wondering why. Now, we think we know: there’s a new SQL Injection attack making the rounds of the Internet. The problems we experienced were exactly as Greg Hughes describes in his Aug. 12 blog entry, “SQL Injection attacks […]

Recommended read: ‘Design Concepts in Programming Languages’

MIT Press’s massive new tome is excellently researched, thorough and a must-have for your deskside bookcase. Just make sure the shelf is sturdy enough for its 1,322 pages: This is not a book to carry in your hand luggage for your next airplane trip. “Design Concepts in Programming Languages,” by Franklyn Turbak and David Gifford, […]

Electronic searches keep foreign businesspeople out of the U.S.

I received this sad e-mail from a software development manager who lives and works outside the United States. He was writing about an upcoming technology conference: Hi Alan, We had planned to send two developers to the conference, but the recent changes in US Customs initiatives has caused a change in our company policy for […]

Gadolinium is shiny, Europium is dull

I’m playing with my new rare-earth element sample set, and loving it. The rare-earth set came in a nice wood base with cover. I bought it from Metallium Inc., for $125, and it arrived a few days ago. The rare-earth elements — the 17 elements encompassing scandium (21), yttrium (39), and lanthanum (57) through lutetium […]

DOCX options for Mac users who don’t have Microsoft Office 2008

You have a Mac, and someone e-mails you a document created with Microsoft Office 2007 for Windows, or Microsoft Office 2008 for Mac. If the file is in Microsoft’s new Open XML file format (with a .docx or .xlsx extension), here are three ways you can read it. • Use Office 2008. If you have […]

Good news regarding telemarketing calls that play recorded messages

In a rule approved on Aug. 19, the U.S. government promises to reduce the number of automated recording telemarketing calls you receive. Those changes can’t come too soon. Every day this week, my phone has rung with the same recording message: “Don’t be alarmed, but this is your final opportunity to get lower interest rates….” […]

Value Subtracted Resellers and the hunt for bandwidth

Why would you buy communications services from a value-subtracted reseller? I’m helping a local non-profit revamp its telecommunications infrastructure. We’re seeking a solution that combines telephony and broadband enough to support a staff of about 20 individuals. Bandwidth and phone requirements are consistent with the needs of a small office, but occasionally traffic can burst […]

Launching print products in a digital age

Watch BZ Media president Ted Bahr explain why our company is bullish about print publishing — even though we recently scaled back the launch of Systems Management News. Earlier this week, Ted was interviewed on “From Print to Digital,” a Web-based television show from Scribe Media. This week’s episode focused on publishers bucking the Web-über-alles […]

BZ Media makes the Inc. 5,000 for the second year in a row

BZ Media was just named to the 2008 Inc. 5,000 — the list of the fastest growing private companies in America. In the 2008 listing, BZ Media is ranked as the 3,597th fastest growing company. That’s a drop from where we were on the 2007 listing, which was in the 2,529th position. The reasons: Investment […]

Google Spam Blog update

Blogger still thinks this is a spam blog — and the company forgot that it promised on Aug. 12 to have a human review the site. A warning page, appearing after my previous post, told me that I must request a review in order to have the site unclassified. So, for a third time, I’ve […]

You’re a slacker, Luke Skywalker!

This dialog in this two-minute Lego Star Wars parody video is a little hard to understand, but it’s wickedly funny. It’s probably funnier than the new movie, “Star Wars: The Clone Wars.” Yes, it’s from 2006. Yes, I’m a little slow to find these things sometimes! Z Trek Copyright (c) Alan Zeichick

I’m living under a rock, says ‘My Internet Business’ scammer

Today’s spam scam has the not-too-unusual subject line, “5 BIG Reasons to Join My Internet Business…” But the best part is the first paragraph: Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you have heard about the massively successful launch of My Internet Business. Nope, sorry, I haven’t heard about your multi-level marketing scheme, Kylon & […]

Cilk Arts’ good eBook on multicore coding

Multithreaded development in low-level language can be tricky, in large part due to race conditions, deadlocks, and the like. For example, say you have two threads. Perhaps the first thread is waiting on input from the second thread — while the second thread is waiting on input from the first thread. Oops. There are a […]

Have you calibrated your Mac’s battery today?

It was embarrassing! I was sitting in a address at a conference in San Francisco, taking notes. My trusty 12” PowerBook G4 told me that it had about 45 minutes of battery life remaining, more than enough for my purposes. (I often use that computer for day trips, because it’s smaller and lighter than my […]

Don’t lose your electronic stuff, it can be costlier than you realize

I haven’t lost a cell phone yet. In the 1990s, I left a brand-new Sony Discman, on its maiden cross-country flight, in a seat-back pocket. It was never to be seen again. Also, in that decade, I dropped my Day-Timer datebook at O’Hare Airport, but the airport’s lost-and-found department mailed it back to me. I’ve […]

California DMV does good job with online driver’s license renewal

It’s a pleasure to write praise for a government agency, instead of a complaint. In this case, the California Dept. of Motor Vehicles deserves the compliment. Saturday, August 9: My driver’s license renewal form comes in the mail. “Congratulations, you are eligible to renew by mail/Internet,” the letter reads. Sunday, August 10: I log in […]

Google’s Gmail service outage

Within the past few days, Google has suffered short-term e-mail outages on its Gmail service. The company acknowledges one outage, but there were several periods this week when Gmail wasn’t accessible via its Web interface or through POP3. (I alluded to this in yesterday’s posting, “Google insists that Z Trek is a ‘spam blog.’ “) […]

Domain scams continue, this time from SK Holdings Company Ltd.

I’ve written about several domain-name scams before, such as the Century Net Group Stocks Limited one, the Karl Fischer one, and the Asia Domain Name Registration Limited one. Going by the number of hits to my blog every day from people searching the Internet for ‘Karl Fischer,’ that one is still going strong. Here’s the […]

Google insists that Z Trek is a ‘spam blog’

Twice now, Blogger (owned by Google) has imposed limitations on my blog, claiming that it “has characteristics of a spam blog.” Charming. The first time came on at the end of July. An email from Blogger warned that my blog was locked, and would be deleted soon. Hello, Your blog at: http://ztrek.blogspot.com/ has been identified […]

Bola Rotibi on software quality, or lack thereof

Good enough is good enough. But how good is good enough? That’s the question being asked by Bola Rotibi, one of the industry’s savviest analysts. You may know Bola from her time at Ovum, one of the U.K.’s leading analyst firms. These days, Bola is at MWD Advisors, a British firm formed in 2005. In […]

Honey, Apple shrank the wireless Bluetooth keyboard

Apple currently offers two keyboards for its desktop and notebook Macs. • If you opt for the wired standard keyboard, you get a full-sized keyboard with full alphanumeric keys, function keys, 22-key numeric keypad and 16-key cursor keypad. The benefit of the aluminum full-sized keyboard is that it’s less expensive ($49.95), doesn’t require batteries, and […]