No, I will not fix your computer!

I bought the black version of the “No, I will not fix your computer” T-shirt from ThinkGeek over the summer, and wore it on my most recent visit to BZ Media’s NY headquarters office.

I’m not sure if my point got across, but at least it generated a few laughs.

The shirt’s next appearances will be at family gatherings. The most horrible sentence in the English language is, surely, “May I ask you a quick question about my computer?”