Spammers never cease to amuse

My antivirus software blocked this malware carrier’s payload, but I enjoyed reading the message. You think they’d at least run spellcheck.

Dear Bzmedia Member,

We have temporarily suspended your email account. This might be due to either of the following reasons:

1. A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address).

2. Submiting invalid information during the initial sign up process.

3. An innability to accurately verify your selected option of subscription due to an internal error within our processors.

See the details to reactivate your Bzmedia account.

Sincerely,The Bzmedia Support Team

>> Update 11/14: I received another version of this message today:

Dear user feedback,

It has come to our attention that your Bzmedia User Profile ( x ) records are out of date. For further details see the attached document.

Thank you for using Bzmedia!
The Bzmedia Support Team

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