Though this Medium: using of Internet has been greatly Abused, says scammer

Spam scam: Who needs stand-up comedians when laughs appears in my inbox each and every day? This is one of the most amusing in a while, mainly because I can’t parse most of it.

Don’t reply to messages like this. Delete them right away.

From: Mr. Henry Addo

Subject: I NEED YOUR URGENT RESPONSE

My Good Friend,

Mr. name is My Henry Addo, the AM I ares ares Newly Promoted Branch Manager of Bank here in Ghana, West Africa, not quite I and Feel Safe discussing this with you through this Internet Business method, why is The Very Important Important Because this Transaction and the Business Must Confidential treated be. Though this Medium: using of Internet has been greatly Abused, I Still the Choose to you through the REACH IT Because IT Still Remains The Fastest Medium of Communication, during the Information I obtained the Your My search through The Internet.

May the Interest to you that I Hear IT the AM ares man of PEACE and do not Want the Problems, I Hope we only Each Call Assist for the CAN OTHER. The If you do not Want this Offer Kindly forget the Business IT, the AS the Contact you I will not again.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the Branch Manager of the Bank, it is my duty to send in a Financial Report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each year.

In the course of the last year 2015 end of the year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the Manager made excess profit of Seven Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars [US $ 7,500,000.00] which my head office are not aware of and will be aware of Never Registered. I have Placed Since this Fund in ares SUNDRY ACCOUNT.

As an officer of the bank I can not be directly linked to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work together so that you can assist me and receive this fund into your bank account in your country for us to SHARE.

I am offering you 40% of the total fund, while you keep 60% for me in your bank account till I join you in your country for the sharing / investment of my own share of the funds or better still we can go into a joint partnership venture, I will appreciate it very much.

The Request for Your Honesty and Optimum immensely I Cooperation and Let Me Know Your Mind on this, the AS and the Please do treat this the Information Top Secret the AS the CAN I not afford to My Ñlose the Job with The Bank. We Shall Go over a once The details I The Receive your urgent response.

Thanks for your understanding, i will be waiting for your response

Sincerely,

Mr. Henry Addo.