Things you don’t want to hear from your surgeon

Apropos of nothing, here are some things you don’t want to hear:

Oops.
Uh-oh.
Two points!
Swish! Nothing but net!
Didn’t there used to be two of these?
Does anybody know what this thing is?
Haven’t seen one of those before.
Does our malpractice insurance cover this?

Got any more?

(And can you tell it’s Friday?)