Where’s my Tweet Me Elmo?

This year’s most coveted Christmas toy should be Tweet Me Elmo. But as far as I can tell, nobody has developed one.

What would Tweet Me Elmo do? When you squeeze his furry tummy, Elmo says,

“Won’t you friend me?”

“Having lots of followers is fun!”

“What are you doing right now?

“Let’s count backward from 140 together!”

“It’s time to play the Shorten the URL game!”

“Elmo is over capacity. Try again later.”

C’mon, Sesame Street, get on the social bandwagon!

(Next year’s toy, of course, would be RT Me Elmo.)