A great scam says that the question is you, the answer is God

This scam is comically bad, yet who knows if anyone fell for it? This is exactly how the mail came through. I’m leaving in the email addresses, well, just because.

I love the question and answers below, and the attention to detail — even the FedEx address is fake. Be sure to tell her your nearest airport! Needless to say, delete messages like this, don’t reply to them.

From: ZENITH BANK ATM CARD PAYMENT email hidden; JavaScript is required
Subject: ZENITH BANK ATM CARD PAYMENT
Date: November 21, 2017 at 1:46:04 PM MST
To: Undisclosed recipients
Reply-To: email hidden; JavaScript is required

ZENITH BANK ATM CARD PAYMENT
RE: YOU’RE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

From: Mrs.Lizzy Ben
ATM CARD Remittance Manager
Zenith Bank of Nigeria.
Email email hidden; JavaScript is required

Attention Beneficiary,

I am Mrs.Lizzy Ben, the new account audit of Zenith Bank Plc Nigeria and i am writing to notify you of a payment file containing an ATM card which has been issued out to you by the Federal Ministry of Finance injunction with the United Nation/International Monetary Fund (IMF).

I am new here in this office and i have orders from the entire government of the Federal republic of Nigeria to contact beneficiaries and make sure they receive their ATM cards if it’s still in custody of this bank. Can you kindly let us know the reason of your delay concerning the Delivery of your ATM CARD? Why do you decide to abandon your ATM CARD? Worth of  $8.5million USD with us, if you fail to contact us on or Before 48 hours or else we shall cancel the delivery of your ATM CARD and return your fund to government reserve account, your delivery Process had been done.

If you are ready to receive your ATM card then make sure to contact the courier company which is in charge of making delivery of parcel. I have made several inquiries on various delivery companies and the only fee you have to pay for the delivery is $155.00 usd which covers the delivery to your doorstep.

This is the cheapest i could find and I was made to understand it takes just 3 days to get your package to your residence. On receipt of the required payment a tracking number will be sent to you to enable you track your package till it gets to your residence.

So, contact the director of the delivery company with the following details, so contact Him and also make sure that you send them the above Mentioned fee through western Union or Money Gram For the immediate procedure of your ATM CARD delivery to avoid any delay.

RECEIVERS NAME:
LOCATION: 45 ALLEN AVE,LAGOS NIGERIA
QUESTION: YOU?
ANSWER: GOD
AMOUNT: $155.00USD
MTCN:………
Senders Full Name:……….
Home/Office Address:……..
Cell/Mobile Phone Numbers:………
Nearest Air Port:……….

Name of Delivery Company: FEDEX DELIVERY COURIER COMPANY, LAGOS BRANCH.
Director in Charge: MR.SAM BROWN
Contact Email: email hidden; JavaScript is required
Contact Cell/Mobile Number: +234-8-125-120-544
Contact the delivery company personnel as soon as possible or risk loosing the ATM.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs.Lizzy Ben.
Zenith Bank ATM MASTER CARD DPT.
E-MAIL:zenithbankplc860@gmail.com