NetWitness announces an offering with the catchy SKU NW-536F6C657261

This is fun! Here’s how a funky press release starts… seems like the usual PR blather, eh?

NetWitness(R) Announces New B.O.S. Competitive Offering

Company Releases Offering Designed to Match Capabilities of Other Network Security Monitoring Providers

HERNDON, Va., Jan. 11 /PRNewswire/ — NetWitness Corporation announced today the availability of a security solution designed to match the level of effectiveness of other security monitoring providers. A departure for the firm, which to this point has focused its efforts on providing the most advanced network forensics and advanced threat intelligence solutions available, this new solution simply provides peace of mind that IT networks are secure. Code named B.O.S., this offering is available under the NetWitness SKU NW-536F6C657261. Based on years of field study and researching both advanced threats and alternative monitoring methods, NetWitness B.O.S. provides market competitive capability, matching other offerings feature for feature at a much lower price point.

But it’s a lot better than that. Read the entire release on their website.