I can’t believe it’s not a kinky gonzo!

In today’s off-topic press release department, two noteworthy entries came in. You can read them both on my new “Stop-the-PResses” blog.

The first is from Unilever, and involves a computer game designed to promote a new product:

The “Bake It To Believe It!” Cooking & Baking game marks the launch of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!® Cooking & Baking sticks, which taste and bake like butter with 50% less saturated fat. The game gives cooking enthusiasts an opportunity to hone their skills in the kitchen. Visitors can experiment virtually with delicious recipes from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!®, while putting their cooking and baking skills to the ultimate test.

The second is from Digital Playground, and is about a new Blu-ray movie for an over-21 audience:

Everybody knows that bad girls have more fun, and the Digital Playground girls are the baddest on the block. “Digital Playground’s Bad Girls” is the latest kinky gonzo from acclaimed director Robby D. Contract stars Stoya, Gabriella Fox, and Shay Jordan are naughty and begging to be punished. In her first released B/G/G, Stoya learns that two is always better than one when it comes to guys. Kelly Summer and Serena del Rio join in the hot, deviant fun in this must-have new offering.

The prurient question, of course, is what would happen if these two companies joined forces?