What stories are we working on?

Here’s the “PR pitch of the day,” which came to our newspaper’s info@ e-mail address.

Guess how much time, rounded up to the nearest nanosecond, we’re going to spend compiling a list of “technology stories” that our reporters are working on, just so that Jackie can match them up with her clients?

If you guessed any positive integer, you overestimated.

Subj: Upcoming Tech Story

It’s Jackie with _________; how are you? I was just wondering what, if any, technology stories you’re currently working on. I have a few clients that I thought could be of interest to you, but I don’t want to waste your time with an irrelevant pitch.

I hope all is well and I look forward to hearing back from you.

Thanks,
Jackie