This makes sense if you’re from Maine

Bert and I was discussin’ the whole Internet thing the other day.

Bert sez, “I don’t get how any of them electronic stoahs ever sell nuthin’. After all, everyone who visits them is a browsah, not a buyah… Cahn’t make much money on people just lookin’, now, can yah?”

I replied, “No, Bert, you cahn’t. Ayuh.”

With apologies to the late, great Marshall Dodge.