Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron

Wouldn’t a t-shirt (perhaps with a camo pattern) saying “Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron” be neat?

That’s, of course, from the Dreamworks movie “Shrek the Third,” where some of the magical creatures are plotting:

Donkey: Alright people, let’s do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!

Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we’d go by the name Team Super Cool.

Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.

Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.

Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.

Alas, I don’t see such a shirt for sale anywhere.

Another good shirt would say, “Not my gumdrop buttons!”