iLaunch! You’ve gotta get one

I’m not always a fan of The Onion, but they outdid themselves this week with “Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product.”

Even amid fevered speculation, Apple was typically mum before the launch product’s launch, and Mac rumor websites failed to predict any major details about the new offering, other than the fact that it was going to “change everything” and “be huge.”

It’s almost crazy enough to be credible. Where can I buy one?